2004's 10 Best Stressed

2004's 10 Best Stressed
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The 10 Best Stressed Puns of 2004

FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF TO THE

NEWS TELLERS OF THE WORLD.

On this day, January 1, 2005, as on every New Year's Day

since 1982, The International Save the Pun Foundation

brings you the results of the voting of its members on the

choices of the best puns of the year. (2004)

There are three kinds of people, those that can count and

those that can't.

Bearing this rule in mind we role out the International Save

the Pun list of the

10 Best Stressed Puns of 2004.

There is no order ranking these puns but you will notice

they are alphabetical.

These daffynitions count as one. (Now that's a deal)

Ascent..An aroma.

Brisket..To speed something up.

Castrate..To evaluate all the actors in a movie or play.

Dollop..To dress up attractively.

Exposed..A retired model.

Forthcoming..Three visits weren't enough.

Germination..The birthplace of Beethoven.

Hi-fidelity..A devoted couple.

Institute..A spontaneous session of wind and brass instruments.

Logarithm..Tapping out the beat of a tune on a tree trunk.