TODAY'S PUN

July 4, 2008

Hooray, It's the 4th of July

When summer is this hot and dry

Iwish that I could be the guy

Who samples the booze

And sips foamy brews

And who rate's the froth of July

Gary Hallock

July 3, 2008 (We sell a braided Canada Day this passed weak end, so missed some, but we'll pick 'em up)

Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students,
et al. (E mailed from Punster of the Year 2005, Cynthia Mac Gregor)

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